I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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