All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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