dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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