Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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