you have to choose: penises or morals?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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