so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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