let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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