So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
