Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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