so explain again why im purple
no
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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