I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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