I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
