dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You pole danced in your parka.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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