walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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