My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize