I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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