Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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