She is in my trunk
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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