have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she told me i tasted like america
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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