I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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