that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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