she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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