I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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