no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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