Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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