Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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