I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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