i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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