Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We need to get me chipped asap
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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