Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
