Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
so much tequila, so little girl.
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