just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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