Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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