is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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