I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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