I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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