So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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