He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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