I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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