where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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