No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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