Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We have started to decorate penises.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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