I accidentally had phone sex last night
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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