"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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