she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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