Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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