is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
