So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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