so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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