you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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