i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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