let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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